Fictitious Precipitation

Rain.  Are we sure that isn't a myth?  Or something Hollywood thought up?  I'm starting to think that if it's not a myth or Hollywood fabrication, it's at least extinct like dinosaurs, mermaids, unicorns, and the NASA shuttle program.

It's so hot and dry here.  We haven't had rain since before the new year, and it's quite obvious.

The grass is brown.  It's also as sharp as razor blades.  Razor blades that not only cut, but they burn, too.  Don't go outside barefoot unless you are a dinosaur or unicorn.

The day it rains again, I'll be in shock, and I probably won't know what it is.  I will also probably start looking for dinosaurs, mermaids, and unicorns.

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