Monday FAIL

This morning I woke up all optimistic.  I got up with Matt at 6:20 and I was ready to conquer the world!  Today I was going to call schools.  Today I was going to convince them that I am awesome and they want to hire me as a substitute!  Today I was going to turn things around!

So this morning I made my first call to the first school on my list.

And I got an automated message.  That's odd.  It's school hours.

Oh wait.  It's school hours on President's Day.  WHEN THERE IS NO SCHOOL.

FAIL